3.15.2009

How to be a Cry Baby girl.



We all have a little drape in us. It was coaxed out of allison, and it can be coaxed out of you too! Here are a few things you need to be a true Cry Baby girl.

1. A Cry Baby girl "Wouldn't be caught dead in a full skirt." The tighter the better, and if it buttons up the front make sure and unbutton it as far as you dare. Here is a fabulous spider web pencil skirt. It even has a zipper all the way up the back!

2. Pepper reminds us that "Our bazooms are our weapons", and that can only be achieved with a true bullet bra with a compact stored there for extra defense. And a quick touch up. Even a tough Cry Baby girl has a shiny nose sometimes.

3. Heels are optional, but if you choose to dance around at Turkey Point then make them high and red. Although flats with bobby socks are great if your preggers.

4. And a leather jacket for those cooler days on the motorcycle, or maybe it gets chilly hanging out the car window taunting some squares. Either way it should be worn with that tight skirt or dress, and have "Cry Baby" written on the back just in case people didn't figure that out from you hanging out with Johnny Depp.

Do you have what it takes?

4 comments:

LissyLou said...

Great post!!

Abby said...

mmmm... don't really like the look in the collage...

Lauren said...

hmmm...I like the compact case!

Nicole said...

What a great post! I was watching Cry Baby when I stumbled upon this. Your blog is wonderful!